Dave Facchini reflects on his vehicle...

I Purchaced her on the black market in 1994 from a guy who peddled salami and other various meat products. I used it to move my junk and was at first disgusted by its worn, and disheveled appearance.

Dave Facchini on how it improved his social life...

I would bring it down to the pier on the weekend. Just rollin my hoopdie to slap skins with the honeys. I find the vehicle an extension of myself. It seems like a rolling quarter, pretty cheap and eventually loses momentum and crashes. But upon further inspection, I realized the potential within the mighty beast that can rule ones life and rule your being, like me!

Dave Facchini on self-image & intimacy...

Offer not valid in Tennessee, that's for sure! Once you've set foot within my steel beast you will never feel better about yourself again. It's your turn to be tamed. My car has been brother, mother and secret lover. But... (pauses for dramatic effect), it wasn't meant to be. We were from two different worlds! I said to myself, "But Dave, you cannot marry your Honda! Its epidermis is woven from steel!" Oh, I've wasted my life....